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Chazz: Uncovered

You're just jealous because I'm awesome.

So I Thought

She's about 4ft 9in, but she tells people that she's 5ft exactly, mainly because I think she's embarrassed. I don't see why she would be though, her height suits her and I find it adorable. It means that her head fits into the crook of my neck when I hug her and that she has to stand on her tip-toes to kiss me. I hope she never grows, not even a fraction of an inch.
Her complexion is smooth like butter and has the colour of cinnamon powder and honey stirred together to create an almost bronze-brown that covers her entire body. It reminds me of milk chocolate, which just happens to be my favourite type of chocolate. I like how my

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because i knowi can hear your breathing down the phone the occasional laugh, it's unbelievably cute, and yes baby, i know you're reading this because i'm telling you to.
it's just an excuse
no art today, oh no, i just want to let you know that
i love you more than words will ever possibly let me show you
and if you believe anything i ask of you, believe that, my dear. because i know
by ~Mystery3000

don't speak.you will never care to see the constellations in my eyes no matter how hard i try to make them shine
and you will never find my heart
though it's right there in your hand. don't speak.
by ~Mystery3000

Murderer's Prologue: 13i no longer see the white of her smile just red, always red and i don't use metaphors, i'm not a fucking poet
just a freak who'd rather not see her grin
now i've ripped out her T E E T H as the dried blood
.rattles. through her throat as she whispers "i still love you"
shoulders dislodged, contortionists flood every inch of her squirming hot fleash riddled with fire, DISEASE, INFECT ME, and yes, i solomnly swear that i'm up to no good;

because in the end, i'd rather break her limbs then her heart. Murderer's Prologue: 13
by ~Mystery3000

.replaced.hey you, yeah you, I'd like my face replaced make me beautiful, honey, we know you've got it in you to just take my skin away and OH LOOK, she looks just the same
what's on the menu? anything but her when she laughs at your jokes that you used to make with me, a team, known by superiors, minorities, everyone in this fucked up community
I hear them whisper when I pass like the wind that rattles on my window saying "now she's alone with her girlfriend, where's the girl that
was too good to be true through all the morning dew?"
she left, that's where. she'll never give u .replaced.
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mark the spotbowling-ball heavy heart i miss her like i miss nothing else like a gaping piece i didn't realize was missing
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i'm not going to upload anything new onto this account so watch me on the other one if you like my stuff.
the reason? i generally don't enjoy my gallery on here, and the name 'mystery3000' is shit. lets also not forget about the frerard D:

hit me up.}

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Shirts one size too big, GoAhead bars, The Young Ones, hair dye, american accents, custard, Paramore, piercings, vintage 80s skirts, Taylor Swift, face packs, Lindsey Lohan movies, Harry Potter, my iPod, Alice Cullen, Never Think by Rob Pattison, blue skies, playing with my girlfriend's hair, leopard print, High Fidelity, corn on the cob, mice, Scrubs, My Chemical Romance, Manhattan, drawing, acoustic guitars, fasle eyelashes, Bring Me The Horizon, long hair, laughing, texts at 3am, walking through fields, summer, fried onions, love.

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Current Residence: Trampoline Town
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Embreyo-sized
Interests: Poking holes in your belief.
Favourite movie: RENT, Chicago, Mean Girls.
Favourite band or musician: Paramore / My Chemical Romance / The noise of kinky gorilla pensioners
Favourite poet or writer: Jacket Potato
Operating System: Jigglypuff
MP3 player of choice: Your anus
Skin of choice: The fleshy sort
Favourite cartoon character: Batfink / Spongebob
Personal Quote: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not if I break them first.
Tools of the Trade: POKEMONGOTTACATCHEMALL

MSN: mysteriouswonder3000@hotmail.co.uk

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!She-Is-Decaying Jun 19, 2009, 1:28:19 PM

^{CHAZZ. JOIN THE CLUB ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND MADE.

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EVEN THOUGH IT'S WEIRD. JUST JOIN IT.}

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^{"I'm the most cold-hearted son-of-a-bitch you'll ever meet."
-Ted Bundy.}

~Mystery3000 Jun 20, 2009, 11:10:00 AM

_{I did xD
BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS:
[link]

muhahahahahhahaa}

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_{HEY!
I'm looking out for my star girl}

!She-Is-Decaying Jun 19, 2009, 10:51:20 AM

^{I SEE YOU THARR.}

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^{"I'm the most cold-hearted son-of-a-bitch you'll ever meet."
-Ted Bundy.}

~Mystery3000 Jun 19, 2009, 12:34:45 PM

_{OOH DO YAS, DO YAS REELY?}

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_{HEY!
I'm looking out for my star girl}

!She-Is-Decaying Jun 19, 2009, 12:38:04 PM

^{YUS YUS.}

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^{"I'm the most cold-hearted son-of-a-bitch you'll ever meet."
-Ted Bundy.}

~Mystery3000 Jun 19, 2009, 12:42:26 PM

_{MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
btw do you have a stickam?}

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_{HEY!
I'm looking out for my star girl}

!She-Is-Decaying Jun 19, 2009, 12:43:26 PM

^{i think so. is that the webcam thing?}

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^{"I'm the most cold-hearted son-of-a-bitch you'll ever meet."
-Ted Bundy.}

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